This is the pattern all over the internet.

Yeah, and your fetish is bullying people on the internet. Unfortunately your fetish is way too common.

Looks like he’s actually gunning for Trump’s science adviser position. Don’t give Trump any ideas, crazy gun guy!

Only a mother could love it.

Isn’t this the point where the tiger claws pop out of the tire tread to give it extra traction?

I love all these jokes, but seriously... doesn’t Twitter have spellcheck? And wouldn’t spellcheck catch that? (I know that it is a word, but many spellcheckers seem to catch profanities anyway.)

I just love this. “You know what’s wrong with kids these days? They read ... and sit down ... for hours!!! Whenever I’m at this specific location, it’s so ... momentarily inconvenient!!”

If you zoom in, it’s just wood-grain printed duck tape. Frankly, I would have gone for the Hello Kitty duck tape.

For a second I thought your wife was there to help a mother cat give birth. I absolutely love cats, but I was going to comment that I thought that being a feline midwife was a little excessive.

I’ll bet you took Route 190 from Opelousas to Baton Rouge because following the interstate takes you out of the way to Lafayette. It’s still creepy today.

I agree. I was playing with the time slider on Google Earth, and it looks like that mysterious chunk right from the beginning when the whole site was constructed, about 2005.

I’m overthinking this of course, but hear me out:

They’re cheaper at Home Depot. Always have been.

They’re cheaper at Home Depot. Always have been.

I grew up in and around rustic farmhouses, and nobody ever had anything like this.

So now you won’t? That’s kind of shallow.

I’m so happy that people are calling out this bullshit! Anonymous attacks without evidence are not okay! They never have been!

It may be, but I never saw it and I still remember it just from the commercials.

Damn. I want to save that as a macro and just drop it in every time this kind of bullshit comes up, which is a lot. Good job!

Like I would have done any better...

You are touching upon the Ecological Fallacy, which is a weird name because “ecological” is not being used in the way we are used to.