Nothing says “the volume of pressures both large and small in my life no longer grant me the capacity for individual expression or artistic indulgence,” like buying a minivan.

A Soul was the first thing that came to my mind, so I guess Torch is my spirit animal.

Tell He Who I Shall Not Name

So the rumors are true.... exposure to EVs makes you an asshole.

I’m sorry. I’m only getting pics of the old car. Will you please post pics of the updated one? Thanks.

The world needs more of these:

Still waiting to know what “the vehicle” is...

I can see the online post in 2032..... And it isn’t any prettier than it is today...... *ahem*

Just call it a high wing spoiler delete and charge for it

More interestingly, there’s the “MAZDA3 HB PP TURBO” in the list. “HB” stands for hatchback, and “PP”could stand for a number of things.

Both have tail lights. Checks out.

..the Dodge Challenger, which is just begging for retirement at this point

Reading that is really boring, but living through a rattly engine start/stop becomes very frustrating for me. I almost never leave it turned on if I can help it. Improvement there would do be a lot of good, personally.

BMW: “Fuck, what are we going to name our new model now?”

First, solve the problem of having to refresh the page to get the comments to show up. 

What are you talking about, there's going to be a Tesla-killer any day now. Any day, just you wait!/s

This was the absolute best iteration of Need for Speed.

I literally wore out my copy of Most Wanted. This is what happens when you have a 3 hour police “chase” when your parked on top of the bus station and all of the cop cars are piling up below you like a feeding frenzy in a koi pond.

Unless I’m worng there is no regular 3.5 in the F150. The base model is a 3.3 (280hp) and the Ecoboost is 3.5TT (375hp).