Wait. Wait. Jeremy Clarkson has an opinion on something? Stop the presses!

Yeah the thinly veiled shot at Trump with the piniata “falling over by accident” and the outright shot about his “makeup” really took the enjoyment out of the episode. I’ll just assume she has no jokes about Hillary giving a speech about inequality in a $12,000 Armani jacket.

Why does everybody have to insert their…

I almost bought one of those but came across a perfect 2007 S2000 before I closed the deal. Best car decision aside from not buying that Prowler I had reserved when a six-speed Corvette showed up that day.

Last minute decisions seem to work for me.

You know, I’ll take one for the team and reluctantly take delivery even before pants are found. The things I do for you people...

Mr. Scorpion, sadly, aircraft carrier conversions are back ordered. Should be here in a few weeks. I’ll post pictures.

Drive my Koenigsegg to the airport, directly into my plane, and have some coffee? My machine boner won’t get any harder until I land in Côte d’Azur and drive my car into my superyacht’s garage.

If all my friends on Facebook would each give me a million dollars, I could swing this with some buckazoids to spare for gas and crew. My gofundme is in place.

Once you get dat scooter money, you’re set! I just hope you continue to write for us plebs from your mega yacht off the coast of Monaco.

I’d hoon the shit out of a free car and probably crash it into a creek playing rally driver. I’d have it towed out to the scrap yard for $50 and go back to my Focus ST and then do it again with my next free car.

What’s not to love?

Yep. That was funny. The Internet has apparently taken my soul.

Oh, you’ll have crime when the zombie apocalypse happens and scruffy-looking nerf-herders like me come for your precious mall to hide out in. SBARRO FOR EVERYONE!

Mr Scorpion, I’ve always been baffled by semi truck transmissions. I think it’s something like 123456, push a button, 78910, push a button, 111213141516. I think I heard you have to murder a prostitute every so often, but I don’t have a license for that.

No kidding. That video made my brain hurt.

When I get into an automatic, it’s “foot on brake, shift into gear, go in whatever direction you choose.” When I get into my manual Focus ST, it’s “push clutch, foot on brake, shift into gear, go whatever direction you choose.”

If you can’t immediately drive a car when you get…

What the hell is wrong with a standard PRNDL and why don’t car companies do this anymore? I can tell with every car I have driven, manual or automatic, what gear I’m in by touch.

I’m not one for overly regulating things, but something like easily determining whether a 4000 pound object moves or not should probably be…

I’d never use my Focus ST navigation if I could have Waze on HUD. Hell, the factory navigation is so damn stupid I have to look up addresses on my phone and input them manually. God help you if you try to use voice commands anywhere outside of a fully insulated recording studio.

In my old car, I had a tape deck and…

I’d never use my Focus ST navigation if I could have Waze on HUD. Hell, the factory navigation is so damn stupid I…

Etiquette is not designed to make people feel superior to others. It is there to make sure everyone feels comfortable. With that in mind, it makes sense. I think people overlook this.

My mother trained me on Emily Post, but that doesn’t apply most places nowadays.

The simplest rule: Follow your host/hostess.

Oh, damn. That black Corvette is “Merlin.” It was all over the Corvette Forum back in the day. I always wondered what happened to it.

The original suggestion for “Mustang” came from the P-51, but ended up being resubmitted with the horsey reference.

At its heart, it’s actually SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKIN’ PLANE!

I think the easiest way to differentiate between the two is this diagram.

On the left is a 180° V6. The opposing pistons are always moving in the same direction relative to the crank.

I carried one in my modified 1955 Chevy, but I don’t feel the need to in my 2014 Focus ST.