scape goat

Seconded. I loved the whole paragraph about this “lost Mets season that has been overtly dreamlike for months now”.

Thank you, now I can finish today’s crossword!

viral infection that usually only affects infants and children under five years of age. What is going on??

Already rich guy who fell ass-backwards into success years ago Jon Gruden is getting $100 million guaranteed to fall on his face while advocating for wildly out-of-date ideas. Feels like there’s a metaphor in there somewhere.

The word cloud removes punctuation. That’s actually a quote from his girlfriend.

And three of our players are playable as . . .  birds or what have you. At least we updated our main sponsor from beer to gambling to keep up with the big boys.

For some reason, people who cover hockey in New England (McDonald, Joe Haggerty) have not evolved with the rest of their sports brethren. Shaughnessy and his generational ilk to one side (Jim Donaldson, etc), there are a lot of good sports writers here. I can’t imagine someone younger than Shank’s group being capable…

We’ve been burned by Ab scams before.

Is that why the Google Buzz bug I reported hasn’t been fixed yet?

Damnit, beaten to it by a minute. Oh well, to do is to Virginia Dare I suppose.

It would take a Big Man to gainsay Michael Collins.

Needs more Pete Puma. At least one or two.

What are the odds this Nat Turner could cause instability amongst a bunch of white dudes near Virginia?

If we also bring back Ice beer and use the “Extra Cold” thing that’s popular in shitty English bars, we should be golden.

Now that you mention it, I assume there’s some racist origin to “Monkey in the Middle”.

There are old pilots and there are bold pilots . . .

You only need apologize for not calling it a “Shithook”.

I think a nice compromise would be if everyone shared a picture of one (or possibly two) of your fingers with the folks at Major League Baseball.

Enjoy.