I grew up with Tommy and I will defend him to the last, so by way of defending him, let me say this is/ should be his last season. He’s been struggling with recall during the few games they’ve let him do and Gorman has to stop to answer impromptu “That spindly guy on the Hornets in the ‘90s”-type quizzes multiple…

I want a steel cage match between him and Jaworski to see who can justify the most outlandish claim by mentioning they watch a lot of game tape. We’re probably only a few years away from a politician justifying something horrible by saying, “You’d need to watch the All 22 film to understand.”

Dozens. Probably look like yours except they’ve all been colored in.

This is you laying on your back trying to pretend you can see your pecker over your gut.

Thank you, my eyes are finally open. Barstool is a font of feminism.

Think of Deadspin what you will, Barstool is, at best, rabid racoon roadkill.

I took this story as a synecdoche that he’s a douche all the time.

Are you kidding me? It’s a crapshoot but the fans near you are always worth talking to in any arena. My favorite trip to a Celtics game was a random game against the Hornets just before Pierce and Walker started to get good. We sat behind two townies who regaled us with tales of the ‘80s Celtics (I was old enough to…

There’s hope Rozier and Larkin will be back, but the fact there’s hope Larkin will be back is testament to how Boston’s depth has been plumbed.

I’d like to pretend like I am not excited about tonight’s Celtics game, but it’s hard because Brad says I should see significant minutes based on my history of NBA Jam success.

Have we considered the possibility he’s just incredibly polite?

Really? It doesn’t sound very Classy.

Nice to know Marvin Barnes’ game could translate to the modern era. If he would ever get in that time machine.

Can’t believe how quickly I recognized him. As for HoC, we need to know which version you mean, the ok Howard Hessman version or the ok Billy Connolly version?

Between Waltah taking his music studio to Illinois and Teddy Donato’s kid starring for the Bruins, take your pick . . .

+1 Tommy Westphall

I would think pink porkers would be his style.

Sad to find out a childhood hero is hooked on heroin. Or is that only code for members of The Flaming Lips?

“Action Hank!”