That’s a really good point. And getting punched while out on the town might make one want to relocate.

Boy, I’d suppressed any memory of Dan Gosling. Can I offer you Jose Baxter in return (not that he flunked out after moving on)? 

Time to move on and become the head of Saudi Arabian basketball refs.

Even as a Patriots fan I am loving this. “You aren’t who you think you are because of your obsession with looking for cracks in a dynasty that’s been a little sketchy throughout their run.”

Shit, just Ronnie, not Ryan. But yes to Rusty Greer, Rusty Kuntz and Rusty Staub.

What do you do when you’re branded, but you know you’re a man?

Holy Good God, stop with the “Remember X?” because you are clearly an alternate universe me and they are exactly at the edge of my brain. I hadn’t thought of either in years, so it feels like an incantation.

Sean Salisbury remembered the network password.

Same here. Thanks for everything.

But can someone tell me if those Night Soldiers books are legitimately good?

If he wasn’t such a shitty, awful human being, I’d kind of feel sorry for him.

Somewhere out there, maybe there is an attractive female co-worker who would love you to talk dirty to her. I doubt it, but maybe there is. I am unwilling to believe, however hideous your place of work, there is a co-worker who is going to jump your bones because you walked up and asked if she was “a squirter”.

“that one time Ashley Williams didn’t take 10 seconds to play the ball”

Life’s gotten so good for rich white dudes they are feeling generous.

Garlic bread.

Water down what process? Given everything we can see about NFL general managers, how the hell would you define “most qualified” since 99% of the active ones are bums without an idea what they’re doing?

Two rich white dudes who don’t have to work instead choose to spend their time arguing over who gets another million.

Can be no higher than second IMO:

My wife got a giant box full of Thomas and track from a Facebook yard sale group for $50 and I thought nothing of it until I got dragged into one of those Precious Upper Class Children toy stores and saw the track going for $1-2 a piece. Now I deal them on really nice street corners.

Yours in Christ,

Roy Moore

But worse rugs.