Always nice to see another temporarily distressed millionaire here. Are we still on for the Investors Group meeting? If we don’t do it this week we won’t be able to get Shamrock Shakes.

I figured out I had a drinking problem when I walked into the store I normally buy my Founder’s All Day at and the lady behind the counter produced two bottles of KBS from the 48 or so they got without me ever even asking.

Scal and not PJ Brown.

the tenth highest total attendance so far

a 60-game season where every team plays every other team twice would solve so many issues

I think Burkhead is the Brandon Bolden replacement. I feel like Mongo’s replacement could be a cardboard cutout.

Everton’s board was reportedly shocked at this, though it’s hard to see how.

+1 Sweaty-toothed madman (probably a Gruden)

There is enough money to get you to show up and for the last couple of years winning the Europa League gets you into the Champions’ League, so teams have some incentive.

+1 Roger Williams

God, I made the mistake of arguing on Twitter with that guy one night and wound up with a week of email truthers pestering me.

I am so confused right now.

I’m struggling to wrap my head around the idea Ainge is a fool for not pushing all his chips in on the chance Kyrie might get hurt. And that that’s the kindest thing one could say, rather than people were asking too much for George and Butler, the Kings had some weird fixation on Hield and the odds of beating…

Given Pierce is #25 all-time for NBA & ABA by win shares (caveats about the stat to one side), I’d say you can add a couple more emojis.

I wish this put ‘80s Dolly Parton in my head but all I got is Kenny Rogers. Not even the First Edition.

Can’t decide if this post reminds me more of Memento or Finding Dory. As an Everton fan I hope JERRY D makes good on all that ability and becomes someone who can be trusted to put in 90 minutes on a weekly basis. But history suggests otherwise. Similarly, is Vincenzo Montella “a very good young manager” or is he a…

Sure, but

Damnit, no Zen Koans on Mondays! Are we assuming the tree still makes a noise if no one from the league tuned in?

Sadly Tommy doesn’t travel with the team any longer and I doubt Scalabrine could hit anything that far from the basket.