Cold as Ice, by William Perry

How did you get in here?

something that three years ago you probably would’ve called Lysester City

Now there’s a #HotTaker to be proud of:

Things my mother and I bonded about: “I remember once when he was very unhappy and he was screaming and screaming, and I threw him out into a snow bank in his pajamas.”

I assume you know every panel of Cathy as well. Ack!

So either Tom or His brother?

Straight crash, homey.

“Loser.”

What We Talk About When We Talk About Huh?

5 Minutes In Heaven

I’m so sick of this job spam.

You figured it out because he hasn’t been seen at the second level in years.

If only Jolie Kerr were still around.

I really think so.

Neither. If you didn’t know The Move, you were never making it out of Thunder Bay, kid.

Too bad Steve Lyons wasn’t doing the game so he could tell us how that mound of dirt would wind up in someone’s pants.

I don’t want to ruin your day but that observation was a little hairy IMHO.

Pictured: Disgusting Lump of Flesh. Also: two balls.