Or perhaps they do know the definition of “oligopoly”?

As a Pats fan, I feel like it’s only most of the fun.

Wrap it up, clearly no need for an anti-discrimination bill here folks!

Which is why everyone should get their prostate checked. Especially the ladies.

He’s not actively involved in the play.

In general, you’re better off not noticing your hands at all.

I dunno, if the Buccaneers are any indication of pro sport medicine, seems like Tampa would be the most likely place for him to wind up with a stent.

Many quarters asked, but none given.

What if there had been a minor league bus crash in the first week?

My understanding is the new VP at NESN and Orsillo didn’t get along. The VP sounds like a nice guy: he started forcing the on-air talent to take a week’s “vacation” in-season so NESN could require them to work a week in the off-season to fulfill their contract. Apparently Orsillo (who by all accounts is as nice as he…

“No brownies for the Bishop of Bullshit!”

So you’re saying I shouldn’t trust a report that mentions “mess-matched priorities”? Next you'll tell me giant consulting firms aren't packed to the gills with good programmers. I am shocked.

I feel like your significant other must know.

Sounds more like Crom than Christ.

What the hell? My aunt lives in Escondido. We are all from RI. I'd rather win herpes in Escondido than the lottery in Worcester. How did you come up with that equivalence?

I love “draft busts” . Can I join your mock city drafts? I'm totally taking Zip City in the first round.

This reads like a pretty crappy troll.

Thank you. My wife and I spent most of a pretty boring hour discussing this. He swears like he just learned English or recovered from a stroke. “And this play was, how you say, fuck and shitty?”

If I remember the best part of Pedro’s career, I assume Carl Everett punched his dad in the ding-dong in honor of Fathers Day.

And now it's a gift from ... ?