Thank you for the thoughtful response to this comment Michael. Please continue to share your wisdom.

Ok well, that’s just like, your opinion, man.

Thanks, but the caps aren’t necessary. We prefer our puns without extra visual aids.

Also, the post about Paris didn’t mention anything about what Paris is or the history of France. What up, Jezebel?

Mary Kay Letourneau vibe intensifies.

I still think he did it.

I don’t know. I think these days, a Kony 2012 Tshirt would be amazing to wear.

I feel like this kid is Kony 2012ing us

i might be wrong

but i already learned my lesson and have an embarrasing tshirt that I’ll never wear in public so

“lol so edgy bro, let’s go show those PC police what’s up and then the hot chix will be all up ons”

Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because I’m going to grey the shit out of everyone before I go.

Why are people attracted to him? I do not get it.

Oh, well, with such a winning personality I’m sure to give you money now. *eye roll*

If you can’t afford the dog, how will you afford food and vet bills?

I don’t think the comment section on Jezebel is the place to ask for donations for anything.

It’s really distressing me how much she looks like she could be a Duggar sister herself.

Yes, she gives me $7,000 per post. It freaking rules.

Worst of all? This was the text:

A Southern sorority sister would never wear inappropriate foundation garments.

I’m...I’m kidding. I’ve never even talked to a woman.

I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for wearing flats.