I’d even back up over him to do it again.

The main character’s name is Myfanwy Thomas and she’s got mysterious supernatural powers, works for a mysterious government agency, and has to somehow protect millions of people from all manner of vampires and invaders.

How did anyone think the imprinting thing was anything other than really gross? Oh you’re just going to hang around waiting for that kid to get old enough to bang? Yeah, no.

Am I the only one who fuckin HATED Kim, no matter how ‘nice’ she was to Lindsay at any random second?

Same. My boyfriend and I might be breaking up tonight and I'm stuck at work having panic attacks over it. Was really hoping this was real and I could be inspired.

Michigan and Mass are doing this same thing, so...IDK, get off your high horse.

Are you willing to take a liberal Southerner as a refugee if you do this?

HURR DURR THE FRENCH SURRENDER TO EVERYTHING ALWAYS HURR DURR

You’re saying “America’s Shittiest States” like every single state isn’t about to do this. How soon before “liberal” California does the same thing?

Marc Jacobs was the originator behind this photoshoot. Jacobs controls both Terry and Miley. Jacobs took Miley under his wings when she was 16. He is responsible for her shocking image. She featured in his ads many times. Read the truth here.

My goodness. Miley sure is shaking up my square, conformist mindset. Has anyone seen my envelopes? Because I think they’ve all been pushed.

Everyday I thank God for my small boobs, as they allow me to stand next to whomever I please.

Do you ever just read stuff like this and think “we as a species really deserve to be hit by a meteor”?

I think it was a fantastic job by the responsible people to prevent mass panic. They had no idea what was waiting outside until the police secured the area, and they had to get a huge amount of people out of the stadium without causing any panic. To wait until the game was over and then to open up the gates to the…

Reese Witherspoon taught the girls at her Nashville high school how to “bend and snap.”

Tyler, thank you for your sensible, not sensationalist, reporting!

A friend of mine once said that where my bones are supposed to be, there's only tears.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows?

I was 15 and my dad shaved his mustache - he’s had it ever since I was born. I saw that he had shaved it and burst into tears (lol). He let it grow back.

Look, I know this is going to be unpopular here on Jezebel and I’ll get people who are accusing me of trading on lazy stereotypes but I don’t care. At some point you have to acknowledge that there’s a history here and no matter what we might like to think about a culture’s ability to change there are certain things…