That was the early tease stuff.   By the time the summer hype train started everyone knew Arnie was the good guy.  The press tour made no attempt to hide it. 

To be fair, the T2 trailer also spoiled who the villain was.

Going to have to take Izzo’s side on this one. You don’t like that he yelled and point out that this is not office-appropriate behavor? Izzo doesn’t work in an office. His job is to get the best out of his players. This player took it and responded exactly how Izzo hoped he would. Nothing to see here.

Give Me Those! And Those, and Those!

Skip The Incredible Hulk as it is truly terrible and watch Ang Lee’s superior Hulk from 2003. You won’t regret it.

The frightening thing is that the idea that better off people deserve to be paid more because it’s what they’re used to really is how these assholes think. 

Very wise of him to seek protection.

Why does it not surprise me to read that Melania is a terrible friend?  Hmm.

Eat shit, Ivanka.

Huh. So the heroes from Earth team up with the heroes from space to take on the super-powerful secret puppetmaster villain who wants ultimate godlike power, but who ends up winning with a shocking cliffhanger, leaving the heroes to have to fight in the ruins left from his victory. Seems like a pretty cool plot, it’s a…

“But having played their third game in six days, and fourth road game in five days” - huh?

Weird that the privileged son of a billionaire with substance issues would be acting like this...

It’s worth remembering that other people’s food choices don’t affect you.  

“a dumb Stacey Dash”

What are the good video game based movies again?

Yes, Chris. We all know that guy. But looking objectively, the guy is a marginal NFL quarterback under the best circumstances. Yeah, sure, he had some success and even pulled off some heroics in the playoffs, when it counts the most. But he comes with so much baggage - the kneeling, the outsized media attention, the…

Gus Johnson is trash. Regardless of his shameless humping of bullshit redemption narratives, his hyperactive ferret on angel dust routine has always been awful.

Except the voters - they are made in Russia.

...all this shit is made in China, isn’t it?

You think it pisses people off to know you spent $55 dollars for something worth 2 bucks and that warns them you’re trash?