Carrie Fisher has stories. Have you ever watched the Dinner for Five episode with Fisher, Dinklage, Tracey Ullman, and Alec Baldwin? So good.

All of these are incorrect answers. The correct answers are John Waters and Carol Burnett.

Can we get a number to call, or an address? It’s funny what a thousand phone calls can do.

I LIKE ANNE HATHAWAY.

Yeah, I agree with you that some people can really make that work. I’ve finally come around to the idea of it. My brother had an extremely contentious and short-lived marriage (they quarreled and almost called off the wedding, child was conceived shortly thereafter), and the divorce was a long drawn out protracted…

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That sounds perfectly reasonable. But every damned day? It's just as annoying as the Crossfitters who have to tell everyone on FB about their amazing workout that day!

OMG OL’ PATTY

In my mind, your baby is tiny (tinier) Ariana Grande.

I hate practical jokes. 'Oh look, I made you look stupid/feel stupid/inconvenienced you/wasted your time, because apparently I forgot you're a grown-ass adult with shit to do and zero time for this nonsense'.

I hate pranks. I am an old, cranky woman when it comes to pranks. And other stuff.

I was an accident and my mom considered adoption and abortion. In the end she just decided she had no solid reasons NOT to keep me. so she did. And it was rad. And she shared this with me at various times in my life and you know what? I love it. And i appreciate the realism. Her honesty and clear joy and where things…

I laughed really hard at the dog licking the bongoes before playing them for some reason

I'm female, work full time, am the main wage earner in the household, adore cooking more than anything (except growing what I eat) and would love a huge, fancy kitchen like that (except with darker wood cabinets, white shows too much mess).

It's not even a nice looking kitchen.

the second gif took me way too long to watch, but it was so worth it!

"dick fright"

Did you miss this part?: "After Jolie's last op-ed, there was a rash of conversation over whether mastectomies for women who carry the BRCA1 gene were really the best way to go; some women said Jolie inspired them to get tested and have the same surgery she had, and at least one study showed that Jolie had been the imp…