I have approximately 30 cardigans. TEAM CARDIGAN!!!

I rock cardigans almost daily and I'm smokin' hot. 10/10 would fuck myself. Keep your collection!

Looks like I am Less Beautiful on 4/5 work days.

You're kind of making me rethink my cardigan collection right now.

#notallstraightwomen

Agreed. Christian Gray is a control freak, kind of OCD. No way he'd be unkempt.

Speaking from experience?

Dornan with beard is way hotter than without (almost everyone is) but, that said, clean-cut, boring dude in suit TOTALLY looks more like the guy who will jizz his mommy issues all over you and talk nonstop about his fucking contract.

Fuzzy: Out.

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I'm starring your comment and commenting for the very same reason.

I'd like to recommend this post numerous times so that it is at the top of the page.

PSA: Please do not engage with w33zy-b4by

Is it just me, or is Weird Al the thing that is making this week almost somewhat bearable?

Um, hi adorable man and pup, I'd like to apply for the position of "girlfriend," if it's available.

This is the Comcast cancel call equivalent in nightclub booking.

[fart noise]

Boners without Border?!?! My goodness, you have won!!! Fabulous...