I have never, ever felt sorry for Madonna until this very moment. Poor, sad lady. Yes, Madonna, there are plenty of those guys.

Just a thought: maybe your invisible boyfriend reads Jezebel and has decided to mess with you?

Still, again, would do this in a minute, and I've just had 10 years of moderate IBS. Three years ago I had to be hospitalized and was on IVs of born gram positive and negative antibiotics for a week and things got so much worse. I am so thankful antibiotics exist, but I don't want to ever have to take them again…

Oh my god, are you kidding? I have much less serious issues and I would have this transplant or frozen poo pill in a steaming hot minute if I could get it. There is even evidence that healthy people's digestive flora help them keep thinner. Fuck yes. Sign me up.

Best kind of parents to have!

I feel lucky that I was raised by parents who would always turn the money back in, or always point out to the cashier that they had skipped an item. I'm not going to tell other people what they should do in moments of difficult choices, but I've found basic honesty to be my best guide.

I was on the fence, but that sealed it. Dorky perfection, Coop.

Man, a little jealous of that family's awesome version of the kids table.

They cancelled her segment and called her a diva liar in code. That's just trashy, Today Show.

Wow. Congratulations, Today Show, for being jerks to one of the nicest people in Hollywood.

Ok. Asking with all seriousness here. Where are my slightly dowdy, chubby trans women? You know, the ones who look like me - wearing jeans and t-shirts with cardigans, needing a root job, cannot be bothered with much makeup, haven't had a pedicure or manicure in years. Are my ladies out there?

A snoring kid can often be picked up and moved from room to room without rousing. It's amazing.

Thank you for sharing all the detail. The microbiome of our lady parts is not magic, but getting medical researchers to study it and come up with helpful ways to restore it may require sorcery.

This is just a whole shitload of NO.

40 year old chubby lady here who started trying for a kid at age 33, but had serious fertility issues. I ended up adopting (the best kid ever). I have watched way too many of my professional friends who wanted to become moms struggle with prioritizing baby-making with the men who would be dads. And several now who are…

I saw her live and she was amazing and outrageous and fearless and so fucking awkward it was DELICIOUS. If you ever get the chance, go see her.

I appreciate these women speaking up, particularly the ones placing their own names with their stories. What happened to them is terrible and scary, but they are making it possible for others to speak.

I am older and fatter than I used to be - in other words, invisible to most men. It is a goddamned relief, because when I was in my twenties in a major city, this was my daily life. Fuck all these guys. Keep your mouth shut - it's fucking exhausting and we'd tell you so RIGHT THEN but one out of every unknown number…

Most versatile, perhaps. But imma have to to correct you here. Oscar the Grouch was always the best Sesame Street character.

Hannibal fan here - seen him live four times already and those shows have been composed of maybe 15% of the material coming from his albums. This guy is ALWAYS working on new stuff.