Bradley Cooper shouldn’t be in anything unless it is a terrible romcom, because I don’t watch those.

This time, the lead actor will be killed when the lithium-ion battery in his ganja vape explodes.

I don’t know if Gwen+Blake are fake or just a bad friend-rebound, but I will find peace with it as long as they promise not to release any music together. PROMISE RN

DAMNIT GWEN!