Ohh, the blissful life.

True.

Shut up, hippie. If he’d just abused prescription painkillers like he was supposed to, he wouldn’t be in this mess. Life is all about choices....

Ok seriously, Josh smokes weed. Maybe not even anymore! Who knows. But no he can’t play.

Perhaps he’s carefully cultivated a soft player image to conceal the fact he’s a dirty player.

He fucking dislocated love’s shoulder on purpose. How can he not be dirty?

Enough. If we want to move forward in repairing out democracy, we need to stop with out fascination with celebrity and star power. Articles like this are part of the problem. I hope our next president is charisma-free. I hope he’s is boring and uninspiring. That’s why I support Roman Reigns in 2024.

Even though 2024 is still seven years away, Cena fans would still only be about 15 years-old. Rock would win in a landslide.

The Rock is a national treasure. We already have 1 reality TV show star as President, there is a 0% chance that the Rock is worse.

We are now at the point where I look at both of those guys and seriously think, “You know what? That doesn’t sound so bad!”

but honestly, this man worked his dick off to get a spot.

You’re confusing criticism of the fawning discourse around Tebow with criticism of the man himself.

And take the spot of any one of thousands of recent high school and college players more deserving than he is. Don’t forget that in your little “poor Timmy, victim of mean old Deadspin” lamentation.

You’re going to get a lot of well-deserved shit for this comment. But I’m going to stay positive and just congratulate you for restraining yourself by not using a racial slur!

The inside of Sale’s head is a place that is better avoided.

Pedroia wasn’t mad about it why are you? I’m so sick and tired of players trying to “police” the game. It’s cry baby bullshit.

“We clapped for Adam Jones AND Isiah Thomas last night! CHECKMATE, LIBTARDS.”

Lol, no. He didn’t. He executed a normal pop up slide used all the time in baseball. Confirmation bias is a hell of a drug.

You’re actually an idiot.

“Well, you see, we couldn’t throw at the other guy because it would look bad after our fans yelled racist things at him”. Baseball at its finest.