It makes sense that there would be a lot of love for pointless abstract films that “experts” can hold over everyone’s collective head and simply say, “You don’t get it.”

Counterpoint: No.

Except that he wasn’t offside and that’s not a handball.

Do little girls deserve movie heroes? Absolutely. But they deserve Ripley and Sarah Connor and Furiosa and Rey and not shitty characters trapped in a shitty remake.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

I love casual racism in the evening.

You might think because he is a professional athlete he would be a fair and ethical person.

Is the article informative? Not really.

So deadspin has started hiring the highlight truthers?

So you don’t like when people have opinions that you don’t agree with...but you DO like when people think like you?

Just out of curiosity, what on Cuba do you disagree with him about?

LeBatard is the best thing on ESPN and still a hell of a writer. Perhaps nobody more qualified in the world to communicate the impact of this young man’s death to the rest of us. Today sucks.

True, but those directions are an estimate, and because of all the factors that can impact cooking time, you aren’t supposed to take those as gospel anyway. Instead you should check things for done-ness, however it is you do that based on the recipe (eg with a meat thermometer).

Agreed.

Well Hamilton, you’re not a long-form journalist now, are you? I think this explains why you did not win.

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