Wide deceiver???

Sounds like my ex wife!!!

Years from now, I’ll always know exactly where I was when I couldn’t check my fantasy stats. #neverforget

Pretending Whitlock doesn’t exist is never a dick move

You also, “in hindsight,” might not have run the ball right directly into the teeth of one of the best defensive lines in the SEC on the previous drive so that your true freshman kicker could try a long go-ahead field goal.

The NFL? Disingenuous?! HOW DARE YOU!

Finebaum would still have cried fowl

Is this when he went through his goth phase?

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Can’t

Whole new level of respect for Stan.

In all seriousness, what IS wrong with you, you racist fascist shitlord?

“Liberals: “Conservatives are nuts, liberals would never repress anyone’s free speech.”

Racing ain’t exactly rocket science. All you’re doing is constantly controlling the loads imparted on a 1-ton mass moving at 200 mph, with inertial transfer against the frame defined in three axes through spring rate and shock dampeners, all to ensure that transient G-loading on the tire carcasses do not adversely…

You actually think most Seattle fans know that they were in a Super Bowl before 48?

We’re so lucky that Portland doesn’t have an NFL team.

Bart isn’t speaking. He’s the fourth member of the team. Therefore, Bart is The Stig. And remember, no one likes Poochie.

Remember that time you said Adrien Broner might be a top 5 P4P fighter in the sport? That was a good one.