Which professional wrestling move would you like to see in an MMA match? I would like to see the Ric Flair begging for mercy only to nail the opponent in the groin while the ref isn’t looking move.

If you had a Gawker writers fighting tournament, who would get the best odds to win? Longest odds? Mixed gender obviously.

Instead of putting your penis in a human orifice for intercourse, put it in a blender.

For some reason, I imagine him scuttling away like Zoidberg.

You weren’t owned, you just made a prediction that went by the wayside based on the performance at the time. William Turton though....

Dumbass. I only see one dumbass haunting this thread and VoightKampff is the only one that fits the profile.

The next time you start bitching about people who hate a stupid movie, mayhaps you take your own advice.

Sorry but Sucker Punch was the worst kind of bad movie. It was repetitive and boring. It was Batman and Robin with a grosser male gaze disguised as feminism. I think Elliot Kalan summed up the movie the best:

Nick Diaz showing restraint to use frickin’ is way more surprising.

While being super misogynist was an issue, being boring was a far worse crime committed by Sucker Punch.

It usually complains that a “demmy crat” is president.

It’s clear that as a point-forward, Draymond likes to hold onto the ball.

I guess Australian athletes are crossing Kentucky off their list.

Killing it today

They couldn’t id him.