Not surprising, teens usually pop off early, even when thinking about baseball.

He looks like Limp Bizkit fucked Anthony Weiner. What a fuckwad.

He wanted an even higher strikeout rate, but “Giancarlo Stanton” was already taken.

I watched while my DIV I football team won two national championships in football and one in basketball and built multi-million dollar facilities for teams we didn’t have yet, all while they closed down my graduate program, the library put a short hiatus on buying books, and we were dangerously close to losing our…

“We can’t go to North Carolina. They’re socially backwards and perverted for their stance on what goes on in the bathroom. Let’s go the Penn State.”

Make America 8-8 again