I’d rather chew tinfoil than fly a helicopter in FC5. What a joke.

As long as Jonah Ray isn’t involved, I’d give it a go.

So we don’t know if he actually did it but the fact that he thought about it is the same as actually doing it? Got it.

Anything by Phil Collins is the worst music of all-time. “Sussudio?” The fuck? That song in my head and him prancing around in purple parachute pants make me want to punch a puppy.

I’m reading this with a mouthful of black nibs. Life is a continuous death spiral punctuated by moments of drunkenness and regret. Might as well taste it too.

Portis is a bigger stiff so that’s saying a lot.

At least we still have the Cubs to.... Aw fuck it. Long-ass winter ahead here in Chicago.

My favorite activity this post-season: 1.Watch Maddon put Edwards in with bases empty.

Yep. Agree. “Respect” probably sounds like “spic” with a mouth full of bone and blood.

“At this point the people bitching about Rick and Morty’s worst fans are about as intolerable as Rick and Morty’s worst fans”

No, but it’s a middle kidney.

The 101st Chairborne is pretty formidable...

Toejam and Big Earl.