“When the NFL sends their football players, they’re not sending their best...”

right on the nose, that.

Cleveland lost in the World Series

He is DEFINITELY the worst Baldwin brother.

19 years I think

Sendin out an SOS

Sharper would really raise the roofie.

It’s time to reach out to the back-up quarterbacks, Beef Binkles and Blart Boofles. If that fails we’re going to the practice squad to get Burp Bangles some reps.

down on +1 knee

Great, just what minor league baseball needs. Another dude who thinks he can walk on water.

About 19.

QBR is a garbage stat that should never be used for anything.

Yakov Smirnoff: “At Michigan State, buzzer beats you!”

What thw fuck are talking about. Your a dumbass.

Zing!!!!

I’m certain you are crooning for a very specific response, “It’s all Trump’s fault.” Did I nail that for you?

Are dyslexic Nazis Izans?

Little known historical tidbit. The Catholic church invented the 33-yard kick to be used against accused heretic kickers during the Spanish Inquisition.

No, he’s on the Knicks.

This is one of the few cases where I don’t doubt that the person who did this was some schmuck kid/young adult who was trying to troll people. You are in Brooklyn and out of all the places to tag your anti-Semitic hate, you tag a children’s playground who happens to be named after one of the Beastie Boys. Also, you…