Oprah is a shameless opportunist and it is about time she was called out for it. She preys on society’s most vulnerable members and feeds them consumerist pablum as way to ‘fix’ their problems.

“The sign says Three Commas Club Only, sir.”

“Are you a time traveler who sold a dinky streaming service for $6 billion during the tech frenzy and then made super-prudent, diversifying investments before the bubble burst?”

I think Mark’s Cuban, though.

He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.

Average player with extraordinary hustle. Made the most of limited talent, and benefitted greatly from a dearth of NBA Center talent during his prime years.

I’ve watched like 4 NFL games in the last 3 years...so I’m no shill/fanboi.

But NFL players beat their wives/girlfriends at roughly the national rate. I don’t say this to excuse them, but to do 2 things.
1) Give you perspective, and pushback on the idea that this only a pro athlete problem.
2) Hope that this perspective…

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I prefer my exploitation of vulnerable people when they’re not famous, like Hoarders and Intervention, thank you very much!

This may legitimately be the thing that makes me stop watching football. I’ll have to wait until the shock wears off to see if my usual indifference returns (which is, sadly, not a joke).
I think what made it hard was not only how scared Kuechly looked but how dominant he looked during the game. He was having an…

Not excusing her, but you can’t walk out. You can call an admin, but it really challenging schools no one will come, and they don’t want you sending kids to the office. Really defiant kids won’t go even if you do send them.

Take care of the gumbo! Go to the Roux, Start Celery, Onions Garlic! Bouillon! (players: Bouillon!) *coach raises right arm* GREEN BELL PEPPERS! Medium-low heat, sausage, simmer ONE TWO THREE!

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

I’m looking into buying a house. I did the math and four years at my current rent would be 1/4 to a 1/3 of a small but decent house. Seems like a no brainer. But I live in a college town so a lot of the houses are turned into apartments and rented. And no one seems to be building affordable houses for low to middle…

I am currently in the process of buying a house because the rent is too damn high. I am lucky enough to be in a position to do so, but I find it insane that my mortgage payment will be about 40% lower than my current rent. And that’s after property taxes.

Yea, they’ll be good at assaulting interns in the White House

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