I’m not saying that this theory isn’t true, but it does remind me a bit of people who think aliens must have visited ancient Egypt and built the pyramids...

I love that Marco Rubio’s response to the NRA issue is that, whether the NRA is funding his campaign or not, he’s still gonna be a piece of shit who cares more about making sure people can buy assault rifles whenever they want than he does about the lives and safety of his constituents, or their children. Somehow,…