You’re an ass too. Post any selfie posts lately to “make fun” of your GT friends to make your GOMI friends think that you’re soooooo cool? We already know you’re cool, MM, because you say “tyres” and “petrol.”

On the plus side, at least little yellow bird gets a bit of excitement in her life. Wah, I know people who know people who knew the victim! Is inserting yourself into this drama better or worse than sending slutty pics to younger dudes on Snapchat? Reading your new persona isn’t as exciting as your usual sad…