Good luck! Sorry to see you go! I’m pretty bummed about what happened and I hope you all find greener pastures out there.

If a strategy of declaring yourself an idiot works and clears you from your pit of legal shit, wouldn’t that make you a secret genius?

This picture looks like Hillary performing opera.

It’s my unresolved feelings in a box!

They had really good driver software. Like so good, you could plug a rock into your laptop and get weather forecasts.

It’s certainly not based on me actually knowing the man. Any feelings, thoughts, or impressions I have of a celebrity are based entirely on what image that celebrity cultivates, their work, other media based narratives, and my own psychological/emotional/identity based “stuff”. I can tell you Michael Jackson was the…

I used to think he was a damaged individual who may not have necessarily molested children but wanted a very inappropriate level of intimacy with them (which is not that much better) but now...ick.

It’s kinda hard to read every other news item in this article after the first one. Damn....ick.

I’m starting to worry there will be no Ps4 mods at all....

I’m willing to put in my bid for the whole enchilada. I don’t have much money but I will offer the entire staff a coupon book good for platonic back rubs that can be redeemed at your convenience. I’m also willing to throw in high fives on demand if necessary.

I kinda feel the same way about chucklefucks who rev their engines in the middle of a dense urban zone at 2 in the morning.

Did the graphic for this article change?

I BET ALL THE OTHER OCEANS ARE SOOOOOO JELLY RIGHT NOW!

I was a focus tester for the first Uncharted. They asked me to leave after I suggested they rename it “Stuff Taker”.

A bitchin’ dick adventure!

And all the cats would run away......

I’m not a huge fan but I think their album “By the Way” is amazing. Not just as a collection of (mostly) great songs but a whole album. I am pretty bummed to hear about this kind of behavior from them.

For some reason, a lot of anti social, consumerist, keyboard warriors think they’d do better in “after the big one” than those who collaborate and consider people other than themselves.

“You will become a superhero and suddenly find it very hard to fit in with mainstream society.”