Come see our beautiful, racist, city in the skyyyyyyyy

I liked what vanilia did with rain and storms. It really made the speakers I bought worth it.

The settler has Stockholm Syndrome.

Woke?

Shit, this is kinda scary....

It must feel pretty shitty to be crowned queen of the universe for under 30 seconds.

If the upcoming 18 or so congressional hearings that are invenitably going to come from this determine that it was actually a deuce that was dropped, well, that would change everything!

#notallgarbagemen

I got that last night. I’m doing one of the first Minutemen missions. I’m trying to clear some sort of factory in Lexington of raiders for a nearby town.

That sounds really nice

“See the Butler on Netflix. I felt like vominting throughout the movie”

When you consider women (slightly) outnumber men and vote at much higher rates, it makes you wonder why politicans don’t try to appeal to women voter first.

My gf wants to get an apartment together and I’m open to the idea but I’m also afraid it will ruin the relationship.

I think I would follow the rules at first and then after a while, start to slack.

IM THE TAXMAN!

A woman, dressed up as a toy cowgirl, holding a toy cowboy....its too meta. The universe could collapse under this level of meta.

You should not do that to words. No matter what those words did to hurt you don’t do that to them. Its just awful.

“Mine own eyes doth oppress me”

“ohhh wow, you’re face is like, so beautiful. I’m gonna touch it. I’m gonna touch it. Can I touch it? I’m gonna touch it oh, wowwwwww. I was right about your face. It’s really hot in here. Can I get a bottle of water or something? I can totally feel the speakers right now. Once I’m done hugging you I’m going to go hug…

I always go cannibal.