Maybe your Minecraft person is one of the last human beings ever in a planet trying to escape heat death.

Unless you are a recluse, everyone conforms to some social norms/expectations at some level. Its just a question of how much.

"Sugar Bear is not the child molester"

Hmm, vintage poo. This must of come from someone who ate a lot of kale...

Yeah you know what I'm talking about. The part where he stands on top of something and makes a big speech at the homeless camp was HI-larious.

I've been to London twice with my family. I liked it a lot.

This reminds me a little of "Eternally Us" a game I recommend.

Maybe this guy is a time traveler. That's how he knew the writer was at Drake's, wearing x, singing y, drinking z?

You'd think conservative Muslims and Jews could unite over their mutual fear of cooties.

Oi, Tuggah, nooooooo!

"I love Mr.Tits more than anything" lol

Posting a picture of a 6 year-old standing on a dog because he's eager to help out is not the worst thing in the world. Its not like shooting wolves from a helicopter or something.

That's what I figured. I've heard class stratification is a big deal in the UK (not that it isn't a big deal everywhere) and that people who say "what" are considered lower class or less educated.

Why is she forcing three historical icons to eat licorice?

My first job was working at a touristy sandwich shop at 15. My b-day is in July, so the plan was to work there from the end of the school year until I turned 16. Then I could work at a local grocery chain and earn a lot more (particularity on Sundays).

Russia's secret weapon for the next Olympic ping pong tournament.

You know, you can tell your kids that some protesters are pretending to be dead, which is not to far from what a die-in is.

I wonder when this kid is going to find out that he shot his mom.

"My sweet 16 year old son, Joshua Ryan Alcorn went home to heaven this morning. He was out for an early morning walk and was hit by a truck."

I'm hardly what you'd call an "authority on hip hop" but if you want a career as a rap performer it would behoove you to have freestyle skills.