Its dark and I'm scared and THERE'S CORN EVERYWHERE!

neat!

"White blood" huh?

What?

Its just..its just too much. Just too much happening at once.

He never wastes an opportunity to be terrible

Hey relax, its free guy

So Team Fortress 2 in SPAAAAACE?

There is no such thing as "skimpy armor". If it is skimpy, its not armor.

"this whole "over-sexualizing" bullshit needs to end, who honestly gives a shit if your character is a beefy dude with huge arms or a woman with a perfect body showing lots of skin, it's a game"

I never needed your permission for that.

I'm pretty happy about Kirby, Meta, Luigi, Wario, classic Samus, Fox, Captain Falcon, the villager, the fitness trainer, Lucario, the DHD, Mr Game and Watch, Little Mac, Link, Donkey Kong, the Pokemon trainer (with Charizard solo if you like), and probably a few more I cannot think of at the moment. That's a lot of…

Yes because your words are the words of a happy person, well adjusted and curious about the world around them. That or someone who craves attention.

"No it isn't"

You are not attacking ( I accused you of complaining) an article, you just felt that

Yes the fictional villain when he was talking about a completely different subject than "video game journalism". Only the truly special should have opinions on consumer products. It's completely irresponsible for just anybody to start a video game blog.

You're posting on the comments section of a video game website demanding people stop sharing how they feel about video game characters.

You're seriously quoting the villain from the Incredibles to make a point about "video game journalism"?

You're complaining about an article that consists mostly about quotes concerning one employees' opinion on an a single aspect of the art direction of a recently announced computer game from a noteworthy game developer. The closest thing that comes to an opinion from the author is "

Relax buddy, they're free guy.