SHOT THROUGH THE HEART/AND YOU'RE TOO LATE

If a land is truly "holy" (and not just covered in holes because of constant mortar/bomber fire) then the last thing you should do is shed blood for it.

Wow, that is, wow.....

POKEMANZ?

Its hard to find a balance. I like animals but also think many of them are delicious.

"Send her flowers to show her you care AND THEN NEVER STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!"

To the guy: You can always just order a virgin version of a drink and nurse it slowly.

ohhhhhhh. Maybe cuz the gifs/videos are so short it looks like they are squishing the top and cheeseing it.

"I'm going to go America on everybody's asses!"

How can you be more 0 than 0?

So you order an ice cream cone, grab the top, and run away?

I liked Skullgirls but I went back to Street Fighter 4 pretty quickly.

lol, wut?

"Who's more powerful, Mike Ditka, or a hurricane named 'Mike Ditka' Now think carefully about this one"

I think "fighting" a bull may be ever so slightly more stupid, on the the stupid scale.

You don't really run with the bulls, you run away from them, because they are powerful, dangerous animals, and this cultural tradition is kinda dumb. Like most living things, they do not enjoy being confined and tormented.

TIGER KNEE

Ummmm....yeah when your nurse is caught rapping a corpse I think the state can go ahead and skip the suspend process.

You won't find gripping headlines like this on Slate.

They see me rollin'/they hatin'