I’d rather have the flight delayed, and then canceled, and then the pilot quits, and then the airline goes out of business, and then the airport shuts down, and then all flights are grounded, and then humans lose the knowledge necessary for mechanical flight, than be on a barf plane.

But it is a sandwich

An alternative headline: “J.R. Smith Has No Chili”.

I’m sorry L. Jackson, but please run this wheeeeel

Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.

The sinister underbelly of Canadian Sport: lose in the Winter Games and you are banished from the land

As someone who’s dedicated the last 10 years of their free time to whiskey and video games, I say bravo to her, and maybe stop being a dick about this.

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As I said in Redford’s scorn-dripping post, I just don’t see this as a big deal. Was she able to accomplish this because she comes from a wealthy background. Yes, and? She can waste her money however she wants. If it’s to pretend to be an elite athlete, then go for it.

He’s right she did nothing wrong. She dedicated her life to it, found a way, and got her own personal glory. He should be as proud as he sounds.

Laura, we wanted Lavar Ball, and you gave us Phil Dunphy.

What do you mean? That US power play as time expired in regulation worked just like how they drew it up!

Everybody replying to this in the greys with “yeh but $$$” ... right, sure, it’s not like she’s going to have to go live on the street. That’s not the point. Money’s a great thing to have but there are countless examples that it gives people neither fulfillment nor happiness on its own. Vonn, and every other elite…

The momentum swings in this game were profound and I definitely had sweaty palms watching the entire third and OT.

But who would buy it? “Hey, I have Tom Brady’s, friends, ring.” Who gives a shit. Go to Jostens and say “Make me a replica for $30K”.

Eh. I’ve given up on the whole “fair weather fan” thing. I’m a 50 year old fan of the White Sox, Bears, and Blackhawks. So I was 18 when I first saw a championship I cared about, then waited 20 years for the next one. I’ve learned to take pleasure when they are good and find something else to do when they are bad. I…

Yes, when “basketball” is a stand-in for “you are black and therefore you should not be playing hockey.” It’s clearly intended to reference a racial stereotype, and deploying it to taunt and unsettle a black man makes it obviously racist as hell.

Cranky is DKs father. DK was formerly DK Jr. cranky is also a grandfather, to a different main character; Diddy. Diddy is DKs nephew. That means DK has siblings who then had a kid. That makes Cranky Diddys grandpa, and many parents call their own parents grandpa or grandma in the presence of younger family

If by “news” you mean “puff piece about a guy losing weight”

Am I supposed to be upset over this? It sounds to me like ESPN should have been smart enough not to trash one of their sponsors in a headline in the first place.