“Some scrub prospect”

If you’re going to loot a gas station, do it right.

This Adam Smith guy needs to read his own books! After all, he’s the one who said, “consumption is the sole end and purpose of all production.”

Broomball is a great sport if you’re a fan of concussions.

CTE is the often ignored dark side of an otherwise hugely popular winter sport*

*Likely popular in like... Moose Jaw or something.

The first league I played in with friends sent us copies of rules that said we literally had to use brooms so we bought a bunch of brooms from the store and spent an evening drinking and using scissors and duct tape to experiment with different shapes and methods of making the straw more rigid. We had slanted bottoms…

But are you still married to each other?

Ive never been drunk or high enough to go, “Guys, we should totally use MLK to push pickup trucks.” Like even if I was being an obtuse asshole my mind has never even gone there, why would it?

Do not ride in bed of pickup, especially if you are a Bengal.

I had the same reaction. Reading about it was one thing, seeing that video, you can just see and feel all those emotions.

I watched the clip and it quite honestly brought tears to my eyes. His horror and rage and frustration was so damn raw. I just can’t even imagine how he feels.

Pretty sure that’s Anthony Tolliver.

“It’s like I’m living a movie,” Mr. Smith said, when asked for comment.

That shit is SOP. Drop guns and drop knives. The toy gun things is even more sinister because you gotta think they’re mostly planting those on kids. The veteran dealers are probably armed anyway and finding a toy gun on random adult citizen is likely to raise a lot of questions.

I don’t think Boston is the big problem. I think Sports Radio in general is the culprit. The entire industry is modeled on artificial conflict and outrage to get listeners. It’s always going to be odious at its core, no matter what city it originates from.

Be... sure.... to... drink... your... Ovaltine!

That picture is from a Geico commercial.....I swear.

“it’s not cleaning itself”...“It just wants to get rid of the soap.”

That’s the nice thing about grandkids. You think, “Oh, wait. I remember this part.” And, hopefully, you do it better the second time around. Or at least you fuck them up in a different way than you did their parents.

This warmed my cold, dead heart.

Counterpoint: My parents never asked me about my day. I promise you, that is far far worse.