Yes! This! I've often thought this might be a good response to dealing with idiots who can't discern fantasy from reality.

Hi Asa, I've been looking forward to the release of your book for months and I'm about half way through. It's so much fun, I'm trying to pace myself! Anyway, I was wondering what you thought of the term "feminist porn"? Do you yourself identify as a feminist? Thanks!

Oh my gosh, I joined this site just so I could tell you how awesome you are. Perfect.