I come to Kotaku for the reasonable and logical portion of the comments section. No sarcasm intended.

I tried Wife 1.0 for one year. It seemed difficult and I lost interest before I gave up on it. 14 years later, the new DLC pack to upgrade it to Wife 2.0 was released and I just had to try it out. Five years later, I’m still hooked and have been playing for three. It has a pretty hefty subscription model, but I think…