“The show is scripted, with ‘roles’ and reactions assigned to the various performers and participants, including the homeowners”

So, Martha's going to "overdose," isn't she?

He put as much anger into those 6 missing copies.

The guy at the head of the table was looking at her during that dinner.

How does Paige not have constant cramps in her forehead? Her Darwin's grief muscle has been engaged in pretty much every scene she's in this season.

The only thing Janice ever did that was worth her being in the show. Didn't make the rest of her appearances worth it.

He's not quite an "assassin," but I have to say that I'd probably watch "Blacklist" if it didn't require me to believe James Spader as some kind of badass.

"Hey, it's not really me! It's a character! I just write all these terrible things and say them onstage, but not as ME."

So his high point was making intentionally unfunny jokes to the wrong audience.

The high point of Andrew "Dice" Clay's career was getting sampled on EMF's "Unbelievable."

From his Wiki:

"Grace Wesley (Melissa Joan Hart), an 11th-grade history teacher who gets in big trouble after quoting and comparing Jesus’ words to MLK’s in class."

Melissa's pretty and not used to rejection.

"No rules, just right."

So it just took a nervous breakdown before Melissa FINALLY became an interesting character.

And then the filling out of paperwork as the soldiers clean up the mess.

Pretty sure walking into someone's home without knocking (unless you'e really close friends with the family) was never cool.

Niiiiice.

But just walking in to someone's home without knocking is a big much. Then again, Stan doesn't seem to understand the concept of limits when it comes to women (Martha, Paige, Sandra…)

Just wait until next week. There's no way he doesn't follow this up with checking out her bus destination.