I have a small person and we’re working hard on enforcing physical autonomy (you don’t have to touch other people and you can say they can’t touch you) but it’s not incomparable with teaching manners.

OMG my almost-3 year old son does this thing where he just puts his face against your face and holds it there like he’s drawing power from you and it is so deliciously cute I want to bottle it and sell it to people. Then he adds “I yuh you mommy” and forget it.

Guaranteed NO ONE has ever offered to high five Price George and he’s thinking “What barbarity is this Canadian greeting?”

I noted that and was pleased that no-one forced the contact issue, I did a little squee at Trudeau demonstrating good consent decorum. *swoon*

Awww, I think he tried the “high five” move, which is good for kids - much lower commitment and less intimidating than a hug or handshake.

I propose a trade! You guys can have the bigoted orangutan, we’ll take the handsome, progressive yoga enthusiast.

“Utterly Blue Blood Prince George” is currently my favorite running joke.

I think it has to be particularly difficult for South Floridians because of who Jose Fernandez was. He fought to defect to the US 3 separate times before he was successful. He was jailed for his desire to be free. He rose to the top of his sport and was one of the most vibrant personalities in the game. In a sense, he…

Going to watch this video a million times and just sort of softly cry for a bit. Too young.

You...you killed him?

What is with that?? My parents had sex on the living room floor, too. Well, they tried: I walked in to see my butt-naked mom crawling seductively over to my dad, I gasped, and they leaped to their feet while covering their respective junk, squealing at me to go back to bed.

There are two kinds of people in the world...

One time I got this series of texts from my dad:

I got a tattoo with my husband on our wedding day, but it was tiny and simple like a sketch--the better to cover you up, my dear. (I’m not saying I wanted a tiny tattoo because I knew my husband was a jerk with an expiration date, but I’m not *not* saying that either.)

A MILLION TIMES THIS. What is wrong with people not knowing how to clean every part of themselves like a grown-ass adult? No one wants to smell you. Clean your ass every 24 hours and stop assaulting my nostrils. Jesus Christ on high.

After seeing so many people say they don’t wash their legs. But, really, y’all motherfuckers need Jesus. And soap. Lots of soap.

I am a leg-washer but also a shower-pee-er, so I don’t know what that says about me.

I read that as “I’d extract the life from someone lunging aggressively at my damn cat,” and nodded approvingly, knowing that I would do the same for my dog. Then I reread the comment and realized it was a little more temperate than that.

no ragrets guy is my favorite meme on the internet i think...