Rachel delivers some pure gold sex lines.

“you know, if it’s not against a headboard, it’s just not worth it.”
“and a guy’s THING is not called his ‘tenderness’ - believe me.”

“Oooo TOES!”

“that’s one?”
“it’s a pretty important one!”
“oh...i was looking at it upside down”
“you know, sometimes that helps.”

There are seven???

One ring for each of these?

It was fucked up but that gal does not need security. She is a BOSS. She elbowed that fucker in the face and went after him like, “WHAT NOW, BITCH??”

Quick Poll: WouldU still bone Denis Quaid?

I didn’t want to generalize, but I was originally going to say that Australian men come out of the birth canal cursing. The doctor claps them on the back to clear their lungs, and instead of crying they yell, “Keep your fuckin hands to yourself, mate!”

Agreed. Even if they didn’t have an affair on the Mr. & Mrs. Smith set, it was very fucking callous to parade around on magazine covers as cozy marrieds as soon as that. But that’s Hollywood: when Dean left his wife Mary Jo and their children for Tori Spelling, said wife wrote that gossip mags wanted to run “she’s…

Pitt is the one who fed that narrative throughout their marriage. Whatever Aniston’s private feelings about motherhood, you don’t send a media lynch mob after your own wife and use the public to pressure her into motherhood. It always felt so weirdly sexist, like he should own her womb and how dare she not turn that…

Kind of random thing that struck me: the adultery quote- why does Angelina get a pass on saying this? Regardless of Brad, Billy Bob Thornton was engaged to Laura Dern when he and Angelina got together while filming. It’s just kind of jarring to see this quote with its definitive statement of “I would never...”. It’s…

I have always HATED that W Magazine spread. They’re posing with a fake family promoting a movie where their characters don’t even have a family. The whole purpose of it was to rub it in Aniston’s face and to launch their family brand. To say he was missing a sensitivity chip is putting it mildly.

Jennifer Aniston needs to get W magazine on the line for a family-themed photo shoot with Justin and her dogs pronto.

So, you’re taking in every line?

Thanks for the deep dive.

Every publication today to this Brangelina news:

I’ve been married 18 years. It is hard work but a good kind of work. Where you feel better not worse for your efforts.

I love that. Also,

I can’t help but read “David Miscarriage” every time I see it.