You’ve probably figured it out by now. But it’s “Well, actually...” (as in a mansplainer starting his ‘splaining)

The funny part is this pregnancy has literally destroyed my fucking body. I have to wear support garments, rest on my side at least 12 hours a day, can’t drive myself very far, and can’t exercise. I’ve also been puking and on anti nausea meds for this entire pregnancy. It’s been the most hellish thing I’ve ever done.…

I have never even been pregnant but I would have punched them in the dick so fucking hard they would've blacked out.

Men have said this to you? And you didn’t light them on fire?

Ok, seriously, fuck that. The process of getting an epidural is not super pleasant but people do it because the alternative is even more unpleasant. When a man is having an 8 pound human ripped out of a four inch hole in his body, he can makes his own choices. Until then, he can sit down and shut up.

Holy shit. There are no words. I admire the fact that you didn't respond with violence.

Please have a drink and type it for me — I legit want to read this, as I feel the same way and love hearing it articulated.

If I reach a certain level of drunkenness (which is like, not even that drunk. Like tipsy), I will ALWAYS give my 5-point speech on why Kim and Kanye are the best couple of all time.

She’s really grown on me over the last few years. I never got the hate, I was just indifferent before.

ooooh this is weird. You always think the people on npr totally have their shit together. This makes me feel much better about my life. I may not have the career/home/education I dreamed about but I don’t have bed bugs so I suppose I can chalk that up as a win.

I love Kim because she is who she is and she doesn’t try to pretend there’s some superior cause behind it or that she’s a role model for the children. She’s just Kim and people pay her for it. I also have reason to believe she’s a great friend. See: her relationship with Chrissy.

Huh. Really? I’m no Kim fan but Tay looks exactly like the homeless lady outside my office who digs aluminum foil out of the garbage to patch her spacesuit. Down to the stringy hair and overlined red lips. The dress is baggy and the styling is rough.

Kim has a talent for being SO effortless about it, while Taylor’s seems more contrived. She’s good at what she does.... whatever that is. (I’m not being shady. Just jealous.)

I am here for Kim and always have been. She is incredibly smart, intuitive, business-savvy, and, above all else, petty. I love it. I have been watching her for years because she is simply amazing and catty. She gave us the takedown of the decade, I still cackle with glee when I think about how stupid Taylor looked.…

You know I actually think Kim runs Kanye tho

When I read it, I thought, “Like Kim picks out her own clothes.” But then I remembered that Kanye does, which made it EVEN BETTER. It’s like Telephone Shade.

Thank you.

Kara, I just want you to know that I had a dream the other night in which someone said something shady, and I put my hand to my chest, looked at my best girlfriend, and said, “Did she just?” And she said, “I think she did.”

Kim’s shade goes deep. I appreciate how one of the interpretations could be that she’s calling Taylor a child, since North is also wearing the dress, and the silhouette of North’s dress is much more similar to Taylor’s than that of Kim’s. (A-line/A-line vs body-con)