My eyebrows will never recover from being a teen in the ‘00s.

#fuckpants sound like something I’d wear on a 3rd (?) date.

I cannot conceive how this can possibly be true for any adult. They ride up your crotch/buttcrack when you bend over or sit down or curl up, and they require you to strip naked in order to pee. It is the height of discomfort and inconvenience.

it’s not like you can’t taste the pot.

Bruh. Chuck yer mum a brownie.

My wife and I have one very clear rule in our house. They are in charge and not to be trifled with.

I took my husband to a modern dance production once. For months afterward, he would make artsy arm motions and then fall on the ground dramatically whenever the word “modern” came up. It was actually quite accurate.

I was always far more prone to Devon Sawa obsession than Leo. My best friend and I freeze-framing on the scene in “Now and Then” when he crouches down to pick up his underwear was a defining moment for the 12-year old me.

I drank a shit ton of port last night.

as a guy who’s never had an inkling of attraction to other men... I would do dirty, dirty things to James Cameron for 50 mil

i used to be...associated...with project runway and its ancillary properties. i may have offhand, on multiple, frequent and constant occasions, mentioned to one show’s showrunner how fetching i found coco. while he never responded or even acknowledged my constant prattling about said rocha, he did, however, give her…

“Cunt” is the shaved truffles of swear words.

My gf feels the same way. Sometimes I’ll be in the bedroom watching TV or some such and I’ll hear a little “hmm hmmm hm hmmm cunt hmm hmm” from the hallway. lol

And RBG is their mysterious and powerful mentor who mic drops at the end of each episode.

We need a tv show where this Judge teams up with Judge Amber Wolf and does...really, anything. Maybe have the two of them chat with that miserable Judge Aaron Persky.

When used sparingly, appropriately and with gusto, “cunt” is my absolute favourite word. This judge <kisses fingers> MWAH.

Every girl who was in 5-8th grade when titanic came out DESERVES A VOICE ON THIS.