yeehawteapot
yeehawteapot
yeehawteapot

We are having a sibling. Together.

Prince Harry marrying Kerry Washington despite Barack Obama being concerned about their dangerous boat wedding.

Angelina and Jen: We’re in love. And having a baby.

1-800-799-7233 or 1-800-787-3224 (TTY)

Dammit now I hafta Google... it’s a kind of seed, with a mild, earthy flavor, used more for color than for taste. It more makes things taste fuller, than has much flavor of its own IMO.

Do you mean to tell me that “Rack city, bitch, rack rack city, bitch / Ten, 10, 10, 20 on yo titties, bitch” is not the height of sex work Discourse I thought it was? My God...

Several years ago, my husband and I went fishing on a remote river in northern Wisconsin. No one was parked on the lots by the road, and it was the middle of the week, so we were pretty much alone. My husband decided that it was time for naked fishing (which is kind of a risky behavior IMHO, especially when it comes

Has she done the sex toy party thing yet? Because I keep getting invited to those and have beyond no interest. Unless it’s an actual Tupperware party, don’t invite me. Tupperware I actually would like.

Also, Joe Biden! Today! Tweeted this picture! For Obama’s 55th Birthday!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

Seems to me they euthanized the wrong goddamn animal >:(

My sister just got married, and her now-husband knows her well enough to know that asking for our dad’s permission would have been a deal-breaker.

I love that we now live in a time where hetero men can be objectified and lusted after like they did women for eons. Channing is ground zero in this...he loves getting naked in his movies for us. He’s sort of a hero, if you think about it.

Sigh.

OMG, he’s so sexy! I wanna lick him from head to toe, including that stupid hair.

I have no opinion whatsoever as to whether or not Lea and Corey’s relationship was for PR or if it was real, but I find it pretty weird that her tattoo tribute of him is the name “Finn” (Corey’s character on Glee) rather than Corey or something symbolic that isn’t a name. I think it’s weird enough when fans can’t or

To birth one asshole may be regarded as a misfortune (see Chet Haze and Tom Hanks); to birth two looks like bad parenting.

This is going to sound harsh, but I couldn’t think of a nice way to say this.

I’m trying to be gentle ... but I think you know the explanation. His wife caught him in yet another web of lies, and he’s freaked out about destroying his marriage. Even though he already did. His wife probably banned him from talking with you or texting you. (Please, please, please do not reach out to his wife