Also, fuck the tiger for a totally squandered mauling opportunity.

Agreed about the songs (Aaliyah!!!!) but to the rest of your sentence:

How. Dare. You.

Omg, I did the same thing. If someone else had a cute “y” or something, I just TOOK IT FOR MYSELF. I don't even know what my natural handwriting would look like lol

When I was in middle school I used to “steal” other people’s handwriting, on a letter by letter basis, so any analysis might indicate that I have MPD.

Radar writer steps up game.

I'm feel guilty for laughing so hard at this!

One of my coworkers who has a 6 year old son recently used my work computer to do some shopping, so now the default advertising that pops up whenever I go to websites is all boys underwear, all the time. As the only gay guy in the office, it is rather disconcerting.

it’s crazy because it’s incredibly easy to just fake the paper. you just have different people sign their names

Never Forget. #PutMichelleInTheGame2016

I’m totally fangirling over adorable Granny Lilibet filming a giggly video with (you can tell he is) her favorite rascal ginger grandson. This is the cutest thing ever.

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I liked that he called her by her first name!

OMFG. Prince Harry and his Grandma? My Grinchy heart just grew 3 sizes and now I don’t know what do with myself :(

What I would give to have FLOTUS in my contacts with Hail to the Chief as her ringtone.

Shut up and show us your tits.

Kris telling Kim, “You were married for 72 days, that was like normal!” is the best thing I have heard all week.

This outfit looks like there was a Project Runway challenge to make athleisure wear using only the Designing Women wardrobe department.