I care because I think about all the bad sex those poor girls must be having. There’s simply no way a 40 year old guy who only dates women under 25 is any good in bed.

Right?

You know who’s really winning in all of this? Kendall. She’s all “Hey guys I”m a hot famous model who doesn’t have to date my sisters boyfriends exes K thanx Bye”

I swear I am not on drugs, but I have a conspiracy theory swirling in my head right now that this is one MASSIVE plot between Tyga and Black China to infiltrate the Kardashian Klan, destroy them from within, take their money, and reunite at the end.

The way she always presumes guilt. Not just that she does it, but the way she does it, latching onto someone she thinks is a prime suspect (whether they’re merely the first person the police look into, or someone otherwise convenient) and then pushes that narrative not only as what happened, but as being so obviously…

The OJ trial really was a flashpoint and caused a number of changes in the media. I don’t know if any trial has had quite an impact as this one. I have to say it’s been interesting to watch the show and catch some of the nuance that went over my head as a child.

Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Kardashian...

Damn this gets confusing.

Blacardashian

I am rooting so hard for them. Also just think about how hot Blac Chyna and amber rose are gonna look at this wedding.

Oh my god, all this has me laughing SO hard! I’m a female sit-to-wipe-er and the idea of standing is crazy to me! I’m dying in my office at these comments!

First I was like this.

8 successive “LOL”/“OMG”/“You’re going to hell” replies is what you get when Jezebel readers respond to Deadspin commenters reacting to Jezebel articles written by Deadspin writers.

Jesus tap-dancing Christ, the devil has a special seat in hell for you; his. Can you save me a footstool?

Oh yeah... life goes on / Long after the thrill of murderin’ toddlers is gone

Oh yeah, life doesn’t go on.

I was trying to come up with something similar but didn’t get anywhere close to this. Well done.

I'm not proud I laughed at that...

I love this thread, and I hate all of you for it, and we’re all going to hell.