Keep at it! Sometimes she runs, sometimes she hides, and sometimes she’s scared of you. But all she really wants is for you to hold her tight! Be with her DAY AND NIGHT.

I don’t know if this was covered elsewhere today or not but it made my day:

I don't watch snl anymore so I have not seen this Colin host fellow before but he is adorabbbbbble. I want to have sexuals with him too.

Nana Finch, who was a small-town Rita Hayworth, never married again after the death of my grandfather, but apparently made such a powerful impression (and rightly so) on the countless boys she turned away in the course of her life that the spell was never completely broken. I was at the orthodontist at the age of…

I can tell you that my mother, the Widow Finch, is 74 and could be out every night of the week with a different guy if she chose to take their calls, and she has a semi-serious boyfriend in Chicago. Ma Finch gets so much more action than I do that it’s ... well, not criminal, but it is a bit of a chore for me to try…

I want a 300 year old house in St Tropez, but fucking the Trump...that’s an unthinkable prospect. Ivanka has earned every penny she has. So hate the game, not the player...

I’m 7/10ths very excited for them and 3/10ths super jealous ... cos you know, dry.

I’m in my mid-40s and both of the Jr.TARDISes have hit adulthood (one last week! Yeah!). I’m ready to take on an entire fraternity - and then move to the university gym when I’ve exhausted them all (and then, perhaps, the closest NHL team). Trust me, IT DOES COME BACK. Boy, does it.

i think my favorite part of this is the suggestion that maybe she and brandy could collaborate sometime in the future. that sent me into quite a fit of giggles. collaborate on what?!

Or it could have been a choice she made for her kids.

Real talk: I hope that’s where I am at that age. After an extraordinarily lusty, slutty, and adventurous 20's and 30's, I am now 40, a married woman, a new mom, and so exhausted I could cry. Don’t get me wrong—the quality is there, but the quantity is not. I am constantly too stressed and tired. So I plan to raise…

I feel like she at some point signed an agreement that she has to speak positively about him in the press no matter what.

Telling the truth in this situation is just not worth it.

As a penis- haver, I’m going out on a limb (or a baby’s arm clutching an apple, as it were) and say that is not a real dick.

That struck me as a dismissive non-answer, not an honest one. Can you imagine the shitstorm he’d aim at her if she said anything else? I’d probably keep my real opinion to myself, too, in her case, just to be left the fuck alone.

I miss KATE!

That's actually part of her story though: she's so good at what she does they overlook her aesthetic. At one point the big wigs try to scrub her up but Gibbs puts a stop to it because he needs her at her best. People from outside the department are regularly taken aback by her, so it's not like they just pretend her…

Yeah, I was just speaking specifically to the Ed Sheeran thing since he’s mentioned in Dirt Bag.

Ha!