Paultoes wishes to thank... Mike Hawk, Amanda Huggenkiss, Chris P. Nuggetz, Dan Gleibitz, Dawn Keebals, Jenny Tull, Phil McCracken, and Mike LaTaurus.

He and Goop could duet on the world’s smallest Stradavari.

I think a lot of meth...od goes into it, yeah.

I’m not on a jury and this is not a trial. This cockface has spent the last 5 years in the public eye convincing every person with a functioning brain that he is perfectly capable of doing exactly what he is accused of doing here. If he ever goes to trial, he will get the benefit of the doubt there. He doesn’t get it…

I hope he gets help- not for his sake but for the sake of his next girlfriend...

I hope she gets the help she needs.

In lieu of the standard “I hope he gets the help he needs”, I will offer the same “fuck you” I gave to Greg Hardy.

I cried. Her teammates and fellow students! And it made me so glad that 13 yr old girls weren’t being pushed into the Olympics (I know this is college, but it just made me reflect on the starvation of girls so they could do gymnastics.)

Will this never cease to be the truth??

I had thought that Lord Disick (Sickdick) was angling for that role. Robbin’ Leech.

sometimes you need to add Valtrex to a combo

<<<< As a Baby.. Your parents Love, Feed, Shelter and Protect you… That’s about as GOOD as it gets. Life is Cold.

$100 says Kristin snitched

just gets high all day, and he is a man in his 40s. so yeah pretty pathetic

Who ARE you? That is BEST way to live when you’re 40 and can afford to do it. I have no love for weed but the rest of it sounds good.

which is a terrible way to live when you are in your 40s

Change champagne to gin&tonic, and that is a diet I could stick to for a very long time.

Could this be a Rob K blind item? It would certainly be a game changer...

it’s just a side-by-side comparison of Khloe (taken several years ago) and Sydney Simpson in which they look, well, fine, they look like half-sisters.