This is one time I think Kanye said it perfectly - “having money’s not everything, not having it is”

This is exactly my situation and it’s taught me a whole lot, too. I was paycheck-to-paycheck for 15 years of my working life and then hit the lottery and found a job that paid me three times what I was on. The freedom is extraordinary but also terrifying, as you say. I nailed my student loans and got those out of the…

I’d doubt anyone bigger than a B cup has ever worn a bandeau.

I have no words to describe how thoroughly unsexy that entire scene was; I swear I’ve gone arid. Of course it doesn’t help that I can’t read the words “oh my” at this point without picturing George Takei, whom I absolutely adore but don’t think of that way.

I HAVE MUCH BETTER SEXTING SESSIONS. They do not involve bad representation of BDSM and are written one handed.

Rachel: Now this is just the first chapter, and I want your absolute honest opinion, okay? Oh, oh, and on page two he’s not ‘reaching for her heaving beasts’.
Monica: What’s a ‘niffle’?
Joey: You can usually find them on the ‘heaving beasts’.
Rachel: All right, all right, all right. So I’m not a great typist
Ross: Wait!…

There was a whole pre-amble because she was embarrassed and thought I would think it sounded really lame and I was just like... YES! That is my dream weekend! (Except the Four Seasons and no kids, but pretty close...)

He’ll yes.

No ducking kidding.

‘Cox’ is the least offensive thing my phone autocorrects to.

I said BRRRR! It’s cold in here!

(Clover Hope?)

Bitches be legislatin

Yes, but Stockard Channing singing “There Are Worse Things I Could Do” is just so perfect!

Let’s not wonder too much. Let’s just assume that she got a good-paying job and that her 14 kids are all happy and well-adjusted.