I believe the cure for cancer has been discovered but the government is keeping it under wraps for population control purposes.

Secret Service agent “accidentally” shot him. It’s how the directions of the bullets make sense, why people smelled gunpowder, and why we will never know what actually happened.

Tony Romo is an elite quarterback.

This guy, Macklemore? This is the kind of try-hard that I like.

Keepin’ it RiLeo. (RiLeo deal-io)

or if it’s *summertime* CapRi

RiDi or LeAnna. Or LeRi (as I’m leery about this info). But I guess if this is their second go around, RiCap.

It kinda looks like they’re shotgunning a toke.

probably STDS (Sudden Teen Death Syndrome).

Why you’re absolutely Buddhaful!

You don’t have to be a combat vet to have PTSD, but young Track’s behavior doesn’t sound anything like PTSD. He acted like a classic abuser, especially the part where he rationally and calculatedly called the police to try to discredit the victim’s call for help.

she’ll move to an abscure country (Vanuatu? Easter Island?), give birth to 12 children, adopt them all even though they’re already hers, donate 5 to charity, then stand upon a mountain top, pound her chest and bellow “SUCK IT, ANGELINAAAAAA”

Palins don’t get married.

So, Gwen is preggers with Blake’s devil spawn, huh?

For those 30+, did this pop in your head?

You know, my random personal observation as to why Rocco did not want to spend Xmas with his mother (besides the weird cupping) is that Madonna has been opening up so much about her love for Sean Penn, writing an affidavit denying spousal abuse to defend him etc that it feels to him, as a child, that she never really…

“GOD MOM THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.” —Rocco Ritchie

I agree. I had the same takeaway from Serial. Maybe those guys are murderers, maybe they aren’t, but how on earth would a jury come away with no reasonable doubt? And WHY WHY WHY was the sheriff’s office still involved when they could have so easily turned everything over to the victim’s county law enforcement?!?! And…

That’s about the size of it. Especially when at the outset of the deliberations, seven people were voting not guilty, two were undecided, three were for guilty, some jurors had connections to the police department, and they ended up convicting him of the murder but not of the corpse desecration charge. There was fucky…

I know it’s been said, many times many ways, but the impression that I got from the doc wasn’t so much that Avery was definitely innocent, but just that the investigation and trial were messed up enough to warrant a second look.