He used to sign off on his emails to all of the employees: “word to all your mothers.”
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I dunno, my aunt (who admittedly is super loaded) has one of those matte black, super thick and heavy American Express cards and it’s super fun shopping/dining out with her, because she casually throws it around and the next thing you know you have a nicer table, complimentary champagne and the manager/chef coming to…
$4 margaritas and a trivia game?? That establishment’s raison d’être is getting people fucked up cheap-and-fast. The server wouldn’t have leeway to refuse a drink order unless the customer(s) were incapable of standing up.
I’m always amazed at how often BCO aligns with my bookstore-retail history. Plenty of line-jumpers there...but for some reason I’m reminded of a little kid who’d misplaced her parents at my store. She was maybe seven or eight, and by god she stood in line politely waiting her turn, sobbing quietly. (I suspended the…
I would like to say that if the establishment offers online ordering, there needs to be a separate line to pick up those orders. I have planned ahead, ordered, paid, and my food is ready to go, precisely because my lunch break is short and I do not have time to wait behind a dozen people who haven’t even decided what…
I would argue that tipping is not charity, though.
We went to a hookah bar the other night and the diners next to us kept engulfing their table in a huge plume of white smoke. After a few white clouds dissipated, I looked over to them and noticed they had a newborn baby with them. And every time they blew out their smoke, the entire baby carrier just disappeared in…
Oh come on man, no restaurant that’s already serving alcohol at a discount would *ever* force an employee to over serve or skimp on the training. NEVER. Never Ever.
I miss when the comment section was just more crazy ass restaurant stories.
Literally my favourite feeling in the world is when I feel like someone is mostly going along with something because I wore them down with a long and bitter war of attrition!
His “Song for the Dumped” helped my brother get through a really, really bad break-up a couple years ago.
Okay, quick question for those who care to answer:
Say you were a match, and that you’d be paid - how much would it cost for you to donate a kidney?
Seriously, did these people never read Sweet Valley High? Regina Morrow died the very first time she used coke, y’all!
I don’t understand the “deceptive” bit. It just doesn’t make sense to me. They’re just living their lives as themselves. And I’ve seen so much aggression towards trans woman by gay men that it’s really bothersome. I pretty much only go to gay bars, and when I’m there with my trans friends, I’ve seen gay men go up to…
Either it was a hate crime against a transgender person, or it was a hate crime against a woman. Either way, she is dead. Doesn’t matter if the motive was to rob or if it was a rape in progress that abruptly ended when those subhumans realized the lady they were going to force themselves on wasn’t always recognized or…
Pros: Celebrity story to tell friends and possibly sell to Press.
If Kris Jenner wants to hire me to buy her cigs I’m available and buying them anyways
I’m happy that Blake has moved on. This means that he won’t stand in the way of my courting of Miranda Lambert*.
Truth. I remember when I was in the car with my now ex-husband and his mom called him. After hanging up, I asked what she wanted. She called because she was vacuuming and broke down crying because she wasn’t his number 1 priority anymore. I should have run away after hearing that.