When I used to work at a grocery store, the register rang up Land O’Lakes Buttermilk as “LOL BUTT MILK” which is only tangentially related to this but I found it 10000% hilarious.

I once asked three vegetarians if it was vegetarian to swallow cum. I don’t remember what their answer was. But it was hotly debated, I remember that.

That list would be so long, and complicated. Some of the jokes are born in the comments section.

I know! It’s like that time I read a comment pointing out stupid people at a Souper Salad, where the poster misspelled ladle!

It wouldn’t have been free if you had just given it to him, though.

I have it on very good authority from Strawberry Shortcake that Blueberry Muffin’s vagina* does, in fact, taste like blueberry.

I worked in the mountains for a while. A number of our summer season customers asked if the patches of white stuff on the higher parts of the mountains was sand.

If Cheeseburgers are vegetarian food, then I can say with all certainty that I can be a vegetarian.

The only acceptable outcome...

23 years. 90s have been over for 15. They play Blink-182 on the Classic Rock stations here now.

TW: Possible consent issues. TW: Gimp Bag.

I will try.

Be glad you don’t have a sex injury story.

*weeps with pride*

Let’s take a more Lifehackery tack for just a minute here: what’s the best accessory for hoovering up this or other powders?

I don’t have a ring yet.

I don’t have any photos of me wearing my engagement ring for some strange reason but I have this shot of the wedding bands and engagement ring from our wedding. The engagement ring has 5 small sapphires and surrounded by small diamond chips in white gold. The wedding band is traditional with just our wedding date…

That is super cool! I’ve never seen anything like it!
Also, can this be a thread for sharing ring pics? I have been told it’s gauche to share on FB, but I love mine and I have to get it out somewhere! Better pics exist on the Didier Guerin website.

When we were young my sister and I called ours some odd things... she used “front butt” and “back butt”. Mine were Maggie and Oscar. When we got older (I could not bring myself to say “grew up” because still waiting for that to happen to me) she was going for a procedure. She was still a little loopy afterward so…