She’s a convenient Christian. She’s only Christian when it's convenient for her. The Lord forgives her for her sins. Why can't he forgive her for following the law of the land?

Oh man this could cost him some endorsements. Don’t worry though, he can pick up endorsements for Trojan condoms and KY jelly. I can see it now..... A zoom in to Derek rose with a shit eating grin, he holds up a half used tube of Ky jelly, he speaks “ when my buddies and me are out on the town looking to get into…